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Ramworks » Blog Archive » While we are on the topic of unusual… — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 22:17:44 +0000

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By: bawb

bawb — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:24:34 +0000

By: Wolfy

Wolfy — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:15:58 +0000

Rebecca,

First of all, I LOVE conch – salad or fritters. I would tend to think the “claims” are B.S. I eat it ‘cuz it’s good.

Watching Weather Channel in a hotel room while on the road – a little chilly out your way??

Stay warm

Wolfy

By: Nerveracker

Nerveracker — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:54:22 +0000

I think I might still have a pic of the Dirty Dicks sign somewhere… I’ll look for it and email it to you if I can find it.

Dave

By: Kentucky Jim

Kentucky Jim — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:06:54 +0000

I think Nervecracker has the best one. Reminds me that there used to be a restaurant in Sacramento named Rattlesnake Dicks. Hmmm…

Come to think about it, Rebecca. You’re not the one that has to eat the damn Conch Salad.

By: Nerveracker

Nerveracker — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:29:59 +0000

Sign, sign everywhere a sign, blocking up the scenery breaking my mind.
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?
Ahhh that song takes me back!
Seriously, escargot is good! I used to not think so, until I tried it! garlic and butter… OMG it’s good! Conch? not tried it… but if it has Viagra like properties… why not? Just stuff and smile!
Drive thru parking… isn’t that an oxymoron? like jumbo shrimp.. or military intelligence, or my favorite counter-intelligence?
As far as the ‘tater juice (vodka) is concerned, after a few bubbles pulled down out of that bottle, there’s no way in hell I could hit that little tiny hole in the ice with a fly rod or any other fishing gear. I’d be lucky to stick my foot in it by that point!
Now, onto my favorite sign. I saw it several years ago on a trip to the coast of North Carolina. There seems to be a crab house named Dirty Dicks Crab House (Google Dirty Dicks.. I promise it’s real) While driving down the road I see this huge billboard and it read. I got my crabs from Dirty Dicks. Perpetual motion at this point was not an option. I pulled the car over to the side of the road and laughed hysterically for about 30 minutes before I could compose myself enough to continue driving. Not necessarily a warning per se. But it was damned funny, and I still get a chuckle out of it to this day.

Dave

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 07:07:10 +0000

@Rob…..just remember, take the camera! Even if it’s in dangerous territory like a mens bathroom~

@Kirk and @TW Kirk is everything all cleared up now? Vodka clear? TW you did a fantastic job explaining to those of us who had no idea……..

@Kentucky Jim.. I don’t know Jim, escargot has a “run for it” ring to my plain old tastebuds. I’m adventerous, just not that possible hurl adverturous……

@John..I’m waiting, waiting, waiting…..you’ll bring a sign, someday.

@Daniel, Thanks for stopping by. I’m glad you enjoyed yourself and plan on coming back. I was afraid if I talked about conch on steriods I might scare a few people away~

By: Daniel

Daniel — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:38:26 +0000

Great articles. I love fishing, it’s fun. But humorous blogs related to fishing are even better! Looking forward to reading more from you.

By: John

John — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:50:21 +0000

This is gonna get good. I am still looking for the holy grail of stupidity…lol

By: Kentucky Jim

Kentucky Jim — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:28:27 +0000

You can hit it, Rebecca. I dunno…”large snails on steriods” doesn’t sound all that good, but “Escargot”? See, that’s got a different ring.

By: trout whisperer

trout whisperer — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:25:53 +0000

its the “absolute on ice” truth……….In Gaelic it is called uisce beatha (pronounced ish-ka bah-ha), the water of life. Erin go Braugh…….and reb…….if you can hit that hole with a fly on the end of a fat line…..sister i’d tip my glass to ya………

By: kirk

kirk — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:08:25 +0000

I’m particularly curious about Karl’s “Irish Antifreeze” which appears to be of Russian origins…nothing wrong with that- America is, afterall, the great melting pot. But I’d have expected a wee bit darker antifreeze from an Irishman.

By: Rob

Rob — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:50:08 +0000

Sorry to let you down Rebecca, I really meant to take a photo, but every time I was near the bathroom, I didn’t have my camera. Something about the scoreboard saying Camera – 3, Rob – 0….I had visions of my camera flopping into a recently used toilet and shuddered at the thought of having to shell out another 200 dollars for a new camera.

One the flip side, I did take a photo of a jackass parked in a no parking zone. The sign he was parked next to plainly said “NO PARKING – FIRE LANE” – I’m not sure, but the sign might have had, in fine print of course, like Bugs Bunny if you can read this you don’t need glasses fine print “UNLESS YOU’RE DRIVING A TARTED UP GREYHOUND FOR A**HOLES”…..i just don’t know!

Rob